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🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 23, 2024

🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 23, 2024

June 23, 2024

Joke of the Day

What did the urologist say to the student who just got accepted into urology school? Urine.

Wordplay

😂 My calendar only has dates like the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th. It's very odd.

😂 Someone who works in my local supermarket does tricks with his bar code reader. He's a scan artist.

😂 Where does a dyslexic kangaroo go when he's sick? The hopsital.

😂 Sometimes the air feels clearer and better to breath after a storm. Easier to in hail.

😂 Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?" Bill said, "Sure." So Joe takes out a picture. Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!" Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"

Short

😂 The punchline comes before the question. What's the worst part about time travelling jokes?

😂 The doctor, examining his patient, asked, "Any coughing, wheezing, or shortness of cash?"

😂 Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!”

😂 There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "Team" so....there.

Story

😂 A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were. “Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.“…Which bus would I take home?”