🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 24, 2024

Joke of the Day

My wife says she hates the way I narrate every situation, and here she comes now.

Wordplay

😂 As a musician, I hate the key of E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs,

😂 Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of eighty-two. I'm easily lead.

😂 Someone asked me if pyramids are just 3D triangles. I said sort of, but only up to a point.

😂 I asked for a refund for my bust of Winston Churchill. Don't think it affects my statue Tory rights.

Short

😂 My wife texted me after going to symphony to say I was very condescending. To be honest I was surprised she could spell it.

😂 My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up... So guess who's not allowed in my tree house now.

😂 They say that one in five friends have difficulty sleeping. Took me all night but I've narrowed it down to Ollie or Steve.

😂 I've just published a book on preserving the rainforest and what we can do as a human race to protect it. It's over 2,000 pages long.

Story

😂 A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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