🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 25, 2024

Joke of The Day

I visited the doctor today and he told me I was going deaf. That was difficult to hear.

Wordplay

😂 My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly - I’m not a fan.

😂 I asked my friend the other day, 'Where's your mom from?' He replied, 'Alaska.' I said don't worry, I'll ask her myself.

😂 Spelling yllistsuj backwards is just silly.

Short

😅 Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads “You are my first and last love'?" Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do." Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 of them!"

😅 The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.

😅 I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix, which is why I don't participate in triathlons.

Story

😄 A couple is lying in bed. It’s the middle of the night and there’s a knock on the door at three in the morning, and the guy gets up out of bed and opens the door. He comes back to bed and his wife says, ‘Who is that?’ And he says, ‘Oh, some stranger who wanted a push. I told him I couldn’t help him.’ She says, ‘What if that was you? What if you needed a push in the middle of the night?’ He says, ‘You’re right. Fine.’ So he gets dressed and he goes out into the darkness and yells, ‘Hey man, are you still there? Do you still need help?’ The guy yells back, ‘Yeah, I do!’ He says, ‘Where are you?’ And he says, ‘I’m over here on the swing.”

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