🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 26, 2024

Joke of The Day

My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter.

Wordplay

😂 I've written a book about making hot drinks only with steam. It's a novel tea.

😂 I went on a hot air balloon ride, but we had to stay and help pack it away afterwards. It was a big let down.

😂 Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Police think it was the work of rug addict.

😂 A truck load of Lego bricks has overturned on the motorway. Police say they don't know what to make of it.

Short

😅 There are two types of people in life…those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest.

😅 What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee? In prison you get free health care.

😅 Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot.

😅 Hands down - 6:30 is my favorite time of day.

Story

😄 A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course."

There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance."

One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said. "You all get 'A's."

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