🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 27, 2024

Joke of The Day

Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays. Me: It must be my weekend immune system.

Wordplay

😂 Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet.

😂 Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare.

😂 My Chinese friend always tells the truth. Believe Yu-Mi, he never lies.

Short

😅 People who confuse the metaphorical and the factual make my head literally explode.

😅 A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar...or so the government would have us believe.

😅 I'm not the jealous type. I wish I was though.

😅 I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early today. He said, " Only if you make up the time. " I said, " OK. It's thirty-five past fifty. "

Story

😄 Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 90 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself".

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