🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 28, 2024

Joke of The Day

I just realized that cottage cheese isn't cheese at all, it's just a curd to me.

🤣 Local ballet school took part in a charity football match. It ended up 2-2.

🤣I was fired the first day of my bricklaying job. It was mortifying.

🤣 I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

🤣 The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, Honey?” asked his wife. “It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents.” “That wasn’t too smart,” replied his wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?”

🤣 Wife: Whatcha doing? Me: Nothing. Wife: You did that yesterday. Me: I wasn't finished.

🤣 A friend of mine gave away my thesaurus as a raffle prize. I’m lost for words.

🤣 A man visiting relatives in rural Wyoming, got lost so he stopped to ask a local man for help. "Does this road go to Laramie?" "I dunno." "Is there someplace near here with cell reception so I can make a call?" "I dunno." "Well, how far is the nearest town?" "I dunno." Exasperated, he blurted, "You don't know much, do you?" "Nope. But then -- I ain't the one who's lost!"

🤣 A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed by the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "If your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course. How much was the roast?" "$7.98," said the butcher. A few days later, the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read, Legal Consultation Service: $150.

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David Stowers - Author/Jokester