🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 29, 2024

Joke of The Day

My dad said to me… "Any chance you can help me write my will?". I said, “No problem dad, just leave everything to me.”

🤣 I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for ten minutes. It's my screen saviour.

🤣 Just saw a film where someone sprayed meat juices all over a non-fiction book. It's baste on a true story.

🤣 Not sure about my trendy new local cafe. It fills me with uncertain tea.

🤣 Went to an Elvis themed steakhouse restaurant. It’s for people who Love Meat Tender.

🤣 A friend of mine is an electrician and he accidentally blew the power to the ice-cube factory next door. The company has gone into liquidation.

🤣 Plagiarism: getting in trouble for something you didn't do.

🤣 Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn't say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.

🤣 Do I agree that education is getting too expensive? To a degree, yes.

🤣 “That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day of his first job. “I get two weeks paid vacation.” “I’m so glad,” said my mother. “Yeah,” added John. “I can’t wait to find out where they send me.

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David Stowers - Author/Jokester