😂 Daily Haha's - June 3, 2024

Joke of the Day

Tried to tell the doctor I’d hurt my hand opening French sparkling wine, he told me it was a sham pain.

Kids/Dads

😂 What pirate skipped school a lot? Captain Hookey.

😂 What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime.

😂 Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Short

😂 Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

😂 Diary: June 28, 1954. "So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this." June 30, 1954. I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok.

😂 The man approached the beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"- "Why?" - "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

Long

😂 A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer and asking the question until she hears you. "The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer. Finally, he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"

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