🤯 Daily HaHa's June 30, 2024

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When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey, and covered in bee stings…you know she’s a keeper.

🤣 How did I get out of Iraq? Iran.

🤣 Prison walls are never built to scale.

🤣 I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear.

🤣 I can't believe pretzels are knot bread.

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

🤣 It's hard to explain how good I am at describing things.

🤣 People often accuse me of stealing other’s jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine…

🤣 My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill

🤣 As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later, I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of my purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there." As I started to put my belongings back into the pocketbook, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse - and we'd like to see just how you do it."

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