😂 Daily Haha's - June 4, 2024

 Joke of the Day

If I had long hair I would dread it.

Kids/Dads

😂 What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats.

😂 Accidently got locked inside the hall of mirrors. It gave me time to reflect.

😂 I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.

😂 I always find completed jigsaws to be quite relaxing. Very piece-full.

Short

😂 For Sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)

😂 Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

😂 John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

😂 When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Long

😂 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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