😂 Daily Haha's - June 5, 2024

 Joke of the Day

The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought, what a nice jester.

Kids/Dads

😂 There was once a gopher who published an underground newspaper.

😂 Why was the lion king sad and lonely? He had no pride.

😂 Turtles are shellfish reptiles.

😂 What is a skunk's favorite holiday? Scent Valentine's Day.

Short

😂 A couple sits on a sofa. He has a foot odor and she has a mouth odor. After a moment of awkward silence, she says, “Paul, I have to tell you something.” “No need,” Paul raises his hand, “it’s OK. I know you ate my socks.”

😂 “Hello, Reverend Smith? This is the Internal Revenue Service. Is Samuel Jones a member of your congregation?” “He is.” “Did he donate $10,000 to the church?” “He will.”

😂 Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically. Buy the dip.

Long

😂 A passenger was having difficulty lugging his oversized travel bag onto the plain. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she asked, winded. “Never again!” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my friend can buy the ticket!

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