😂 Daily Haha's - June 6, 2024

 Joke of the Day

I have a Great Dane, but he doesn’t solve mysteries. He’s called Scooby Don’t.

Kids/Dads

😂 What do you call advise you get from a cow? Beef tips.

😂 Sally worked at the fertilizer plant. We never met but ma knew her.

😂 Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Short

😂 Boss: Why are you late Me: I was drinking last night and set my calculator for $5:30.

😂 Husband: Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Wife: Aww, no babe. Husband: So why do you keep cooking?

😂 Last night I had a horrifying dream that disco was actually making a comeback. 🎵 At first I was afraid, I was petrified 🎵

Long

😂 A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.  An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?" 

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