😂 Daily Haha's - June 7, 2024

Joke of the Day

Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place hotdogs and/or slices of cheese in your pockets so the search dogs will find you first.

Kids/Dads

😂 How do you get rid of unwanted rabbits? Use hare remover.

😂 What did Mr. Beaver say to the oak tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

😂 A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear, and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The doctor told him he isn't eating right.

Short

😂 I once shot a deer in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.

😂 Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose.

😂 "I'll have a margarita, please." - "I'll need to see your ID." - "Wow, you think I look like a teenager?" - "No. I was going to offer you our senior citizen discount."

Long

😂 One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he had bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" “Don't worry," said the auctioneer, "he can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

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