😂 Daily Haha's - June 8, 2024

Joke of the Day

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to a movie, then I dropped her off at her parents!

Kids/Dads

😂 I can’t think of any good egg puns so I’m omelet it slide.

😂 Just thought I’d let everybody know that I passed my paintball exam with flying colors.

😂 Spock from Star Trek: Are up ok with a Vulcan helping you? Star Ship Assistant: Of course. Why wouldn’t I be? Spock: I was afraid you might feel…alien aided.

😂 Do moles and gophers have tunnel vision?

Short

😂 Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

😂 How can you tell if you’ve found a good tax accountant? If he has a loophole named after him.

😂 My brother has 2 watch dogs Rolex and Timex.

😂 What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Long

😂 One day, while out at recess, two boys noticed that a van began rolling down the parking lot with no one in the driver’s seat. They quickly ran to the vehicle, jumped in, and put on the emergency brake. Seconds later, the door opened and there was the principal, his face red with anger. “What’s going on?” he asked. “We stopped this van from rolling away,” said one of the boys. The principal, huffing and sweaty, said, “I know. It stalled, and I was pushing it."

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