😂 Daily Haha's - June 9, 2024

Joke of the Day

Friend of mine asked me to invest in his line of kitchen utensils, but after reviewing the business plan there were too many whisk.

Kids/Dads

😂 It's not that hard to get a job as a percussionist, you just have to answer the cymbal questions.

😂 Stayed up last night making a rotisserie chicken and a salad to go with it. Spent the whole night tossing and turning.

😂 I’ve entered the World Push-Up Championships. I’m going to win it, hands down.

Short

😂 Not to say my family is messy but I’ve had two different Roombas' escape out the backdoor.

😂 I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet to remind me why there’s no money in it.

😂 My deaf wife just told me that we need to talk. That’s not a good sign.

😂 I wouldn’t say I was bored this past weekend, but I don’t understand why one big bag of rice in my pantry has 3012 grains in it when the other one has 3072

Long

😂 A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." With a confused look on his face he turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?!"

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