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- 😂 Daily HaHa's September 1 2024
😂 Daily HaHa's September 1 2024
Joke of the Day
A girl at the bar told me she lives under a cliff that bears her name, and she left me her number. I just might call her bluff.
Kids/Dads Jokes
😁 Friend quit his job at the door factory. He just couldn't get a handle on it.
😁 Why does Santa enter houses through chimneys? Because they soot him.
🤣 Entered a nose wiping competition but was disqualified. Can’t believe I blew it.
Short Jokes
🤣 “Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss. “Just pop it in the corner,” he said. It took me 3 hours!
🤣 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
🤣 A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!" "You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!" "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."
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Memes
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