😂 Daily HaHa's September 10, 2024

Joke of the Day

I got a book titles “A Guide to Surgical Procedures” - I opened it, and the appendix was gone.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I injured my back in Egypt, and had to see a Cairopractor.

😁 As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

😁  Man walking into a clock store: I need batteries so I can tell the time. Clerk: Is it for a clock? Man: I don’t know, that’s why I need the batteries!

Short Jokes

🤣 Me: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Is your car ok?Me: Car?

🤣 Two blonds were talking. One says to the other. I’ve just taken a blood test. The other replied, “were the questions hard?”

🤣 A guy sat next to me on the train, and after a while he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife.” He said, “Why, is she stunning?” I said, “No, she’s an optician.”

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