😂 Daily HaHa's September 13, 2024

Joke of the Day

Everyone remembers Karl Marx, but they forget his sister, Onya, who invented the runners starting blocks.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I checked into the hokey pokey clinic and I turned myself around.

😁 The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an apple with very limited memory, just 1 byte and everything crashed.

😁 A cop left a nice note on my car windshield to let me know I’d parked my car correctly…it said Parking Fine.

Short Jokes

🤣 My boss texted me, “Send me one your funny jokes.” I replied, “I’m working at the moment, I will send you one later.” He replied, “That was fantastic! Send me another one.”

🤣 I got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn’t stop coloring until 2am this morning.

🤣 Officer: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers. Detective: dear god Officer: most likely, yes.

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