πŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's September 14, 2024

Joke of the Day

The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller. This is officially known as climb it change.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 The formula to measure the area of a pun is length times wit.

😁 My girlfriend poked me in both of my eyes. I stopped seeing her.

😁 Sister Abigail of Nice, France was respected for her wisdom. They called her nun the wiser.

Short Jokes

🀣 Wife: Why are you eating that pudding? I thought you were going to stay loyal to your diet? Husband: I’m a deserter.

🀣 Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf, but did he listen?

🀣 Census Taker: How many children do you have? Women: Four Census Taker: May I have their names please? Women: Eenee, Meenee, Minee, and George. Census Taker: Thanks. I have to ask, why did you name your fourth child George? Women: Because we didn’t want any Moe.

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