😂 Daily HaHa's September 17, 2024

Joke of the Day

I think people who collect magazines have a lot of issues.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

😁 I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.

😁 What is a good name for a female lawyer? Sue.

😁 Child: Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices? Mom: She said she wants a clean bill of health.

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Short Jokes

🤣 A man put out a classified ad that read, "Wife wanted. The next day he received a hundred responses all saying the same thing: "You can have mine."

🤣 Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking. "I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon. "What for?" asked the other doctor. "About $17,000." "What did he have?" "Oh, about $17,000."

🤣  [Boyfriend talking to girlfriend’s father] Father: So you want to be my son-in-law, do you? Boyfriend: Not particularly, but since I want to marry your daughter, I haven't much choice!

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