😂 Daily HaHa's September 18, 2024

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Joke of the Day

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 The man who invented cough drops died yesterday. There will be no coffin at his funeral.

😁 There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen.

😁 Went to see the doctor, and he said “Can we talk about your weight?“ And I said “Yes. it was about 25 minutes, but the chairs were comfortable.”

Short Jokes

🤣 Don’t know if this is a scam, but I received a text saying I’d won $250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute band concert. It says, Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

🤣 My kids keep laughing at my Alzheimer symptoms, but they won’t be laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs under the bonfire.

🤣 A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m 6 feet tall and weigh 200 pounds, and a black belt.. The guy sitting next to me is 6 feet 2 inches and weighs 225 pounds, and he’s a Rugby player. The fella to your right is 6 feet 5 inches and close to 300 pounds, and he’s a wrestler. Each of us is blonde. Think about it, do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind guy say, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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