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😂 Daily HaHa's September 2, 2024
Joke of the Day
Doctor Calling: “Your wife’s in the hospital?
Me: “How is she?”
Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”
Me: Ahh, you get use to that…
Kids/Dads Jokes
😁 I was going to make up a joke about carpentry, but I can’t think of any that wood work.
😁 Had a rude customer when I worked in a supermarket, you should have seen his face when I scanned him with my bar code reader. Priceless.
😁 A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides. “Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman. The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”
Short Jokes
🤣 I was visiting my son the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “Dad, this is the 21st century,” he said. “I don’t waste my money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad.” I can tell you this: That spider never knew what hit him.
🤣 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' -- 'Twelve thirty.'
🤣 A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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