😂 Daily HaHa's September 3, 2024

Joke of the Day

My parents always told me their world doesn’t revolve around me. So I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

😁 What happens when you put super glue on a springboard? The gymnast-sticks.

😁 The pasta chef was caught rigging the ballot boxes at a big Broadway Awards Show. It seems the were trying to rig a Tony.

Short Jokes

🤣 Wife: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups today. Do you think you could do that? Husband: Absolutely. In fact I think I could watch him do 100.

🤣 "My wife is a terrible cook." "How bad is she?" "She's so bad our kids pray after dinner!"

🤣 Dave and Joe go bungy jumping while on vacation in Mexico. Dave jumps first and comes up all bruised and battered. Joe asked, “Was the cord too long?!” Dave replies, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a pinata?

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