😂 Daily HaHa's September 4, 2024

Joke of the Day

Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things. Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One … or two?

😁 I was in the store the other day and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”

😁 What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking.

Short Jokes

🤣 I come from a family of failed magicians - I have 2 half sisters.

🤣 House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.

🤣 My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered Felix. "Okay," my brother said, "let's go."

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