😂 Daily HaHa's September 5, 2024

Joke of the Day

The baby keeps pointing to the ignition coil, but it’s clearly a spark plug issue. I guess the pediatrician was right, we do need to work on his motor skills.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 What does an educated owl say? Whom... Whom...

😁 If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...It will be a sadder day.

😁 When your girlfriend comes over in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...You know she's a keeper!

Short Jokes

🤣 A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

🤣 A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo. The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo. This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high. Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night."

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Memes

This is the last joke in today’s newsletter so figured I’d go out on a high note, and then give it a rest.

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