😂 Daily HaHa's September 6, 2024

Joke of the Day

I heard a guy at the beach screaming, "HELP! SHARK! HELP!" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.

😁 I'm terrible at telling jokes...I always punch up the mess lines.

😁 What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack.

Short Jokes

🤣 Johnny’s Father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him. After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M

🤣 [uses the restroom] Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down Me: okay Me: [to toilet seat] you're worthless and nobody likes you.

🤣 I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.

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