😂 Daily HaHa's September 8, 2024

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Joke of the Day

"Doctor, I have a son who thinks he's a chicken," said the man.

"Why don't you bring him in for treatment?" asked the doctor.

"We need the eggs," replied the man.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Why did the squirrel cross the road? Because it was playing chicken

😁 Whenever I get something stuck in the back of my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a beer. It’s called the Heineken maneuver.

Short Jokes

🤣 I made my wife’s dreams come true and were married in a castle, but you wouldn’t have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.

🤣 At a couples counseling meeting the couples are so disconnected that 85% of husbands don’t even know their wives favorite flower. Mick turned to his wife and whispered: “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?.”

🤣 Calvin sees Elmer and asks, "What’s up?" Elmer says, "First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemochromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations." "Boy, you had quite a time." "I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test."

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