😂 Daily HaHa's September 9, 2024

Joke of the Day

Saw my doctor today, he said, “What’s the problem?” I said, I’ll keep feeling like I’m an ocean.” He said, “Can you be more pacific?”

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I said to my friend, “I saw an octopus rob a bank this morning!” She said, “Did he have a gun?” I said, “No, but he was well armed.

😁 Someone just called me, sneezed and hung up. I hate cold callers.

😁 I have one brother-in-law who is a pirate, and another one who’s a strawberry farmer. One buries his treasures, and the other treasures his berries.

Short Jokes

🤣 So I was in the shoe store this morning, trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant, “It’s too tight”. She said, “Try it with the tongue out”. I said “It’th nho ghood it’th thtill thoo thight”.

🤣 My girlfriend has left me because she says I’m so old fashioned. I’ll wager a shilling she’s courting a chap who’s a scoundrel.

🤣 So I said to the Librarian, “Do you have Great Expectations?” She said, “I did, but ended up working in a library”.

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Next time you decide to criticize corn syrup, please take a minute and think about the farmers who work tirelessly tapping cornstalks, and filling thousands (probably millions) of these tiny buckets…

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