Top 10 Funniest: Pickleball Banter

10) If you hit something past a friend say … ”Don’t feel bad, that was a pretty advanced shot.”

9) If your opponent is serving to your partner and faults, look at your partner and say … “Good defense.”

8) If you serve first and serve it out or into the net, quickly say …"Why don't y'all start?"

7) If someone hits low in the net say … “That didn’t even make the suck line.”

6) When you grossly miss hit a return that just creeps over for a winner say …"Tactical Mis-hit"

5) If your partner serves and faults, say to the other team … ”We need a redo because my partner wasn’t ready.”

4) If your opponent wins a rally by having the ball hit you or your partners foot, say … ”That ball was out by a foot.”

3) When the ball skims the net, say…”The net giveth and the net taketh away.”

2) When your opponent pops the ball up and you slam it back say … ”Would you like me to serve a glass of wine with that meatball?”

1) Whenever you’re serving and the score is 3-2-1, follow it up by saying … “Blast off.”

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